Bar Joke of the Day9/9/09

A guy strolls into a bar with a turtle in his left hand. The turtle's right eye is black and blue, two of his legs are banged up, and his shell is taped on with scotch tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Nothing," the man says, this old turtle is faster than your bar dog!" "I can't see that being true!", responds the barman. "Okay, says the guy with the turtle, then take your dog and let him stand at one end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the bar and call your dog. I'll bet you $100 that before your dog greets you, my turtle will be there ahead of him." Now the barman, thinking it's an easy $100, agrees to take the bet. The barman goes to the other side of the bar, and calls his dog. In a flash, the guy picks up the turtle and throws it across the room smashing into the wall by the barman and says - "I WIN AGAIN!"