Bar Joke of the Day 9/08/09

A man and his wife were sitting at a table at his high school class reunion. The husband kept staring at a drunk lady sipping her drink as she sat alone in a booth across from them.

His wife asked, 'Do you know that woman?'

'Yes,' he answered, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took up drinking right after we broke up many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober a day since.'

'My God!' said his wife, 'who would think someone could go on celebrating for that long?'

Submitted by Jim K.