"Fifty cents!" yells the guy. "Where's the owner of this place?" The barkeep responds, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy asks, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same thing I'm doing to his business."
Bar Joke of the Day 9/10/09
A guy walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer "Sure, that will be a nickle." "Five cents???" exclaimed the guy, the barman replied "Yep." So the guy says "I'm hungry. I'll have a club sandwich, with fries." "Sure thing!" says the bartender, but that will be fifty cents."
"Fifty cents!" yells the guy. "Where's the owner of this place?" The barkeep responds, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy asks, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same thing I'm doing to his business."
"Fifty cents!" yells the guy. "Where's the owner of this place?" The barkeep responds, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy asks, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same thing I'm doing to his business."
