He vaguely remembered his wife was hinting about something she wanted for their upcoming anniversary and her saying, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 170 in about 3 seconds.'
He bought her a bathroom scale.
Submitted by Jim K.
Bar Joke of the Day 9/07/09
A drunk with a terrible memory was lucky enough to recall that today was his anniversary. He decided to stop and buy his wife a gift on his way home from the bar.
He vaguely remembered his wife was hinting about something she wanted for their upcoming anniversary and her saying, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 170 in about 3 seconds.'
He bought her a bathroom scale.
Submitted by Jim K.
He vaguely remembered his wife was hinting about something she wanted for their upcoming anniversary and her saying, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 170 in about 3 seconds.'
He bought her a bathroom scale.
Submitted by Jim K.
