"Do you want to fool around?" He asked.
"No," she answered.
He then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at him, but responded, "Yes."
So he slurred, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
Submitted by Jim K.
Bar Joke of the Day 9/04/09
One night a man came home late from the bar and jumped into bed with his wife who was watching a rerun of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire."
"Do you want to fool around?" He asked.
"No," she answered.
He then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at him, but responded, "Yes."
So he slurred, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
Submitted by Jim K.
"Do you want to fool around?" He asked.
"No," she answered.
He then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at him, but responded, "Yes."
So he slurred, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
Submitted by Jim K.
