Bar Joke of the Day 04/29/09

High Tech Dude

A guy walks into a tavern and sits at the bar. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his mouth and begins talking.

Shocked, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any wise guys in here.

The guy says, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying a cell phone."

The bartender says "Prove it."

The guy dials a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender speaks into the hand and carries on a conversation. "That's amazing!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed it!" "Yes", said the man, "I can keep in touch with my bank, my girlfriend, or anyone.

Then he asked, "where is the men's room?" The bartender points him to the men's room.

The guy goes in and about 20 minutes go by and he doesn't come out. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room to see if the guy is OK.

The guy is spread-eagled against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper sticking out of his butt.

"Oh my God!" says the bartender. "Did they rob you? Are you OK?"

The guy turns and says: "No, I'm OK. I'm waiting for a fax." Share/Bookmark