Bar Joke of the Day 04/30/09

One cold winter a man came home very drunk like so many nights before to find out his wife was so upset that she had locked him out of the house. The drunk guy decided to spend the night in his garage because he knew there was camping equipment and blankets stored in a few cabinets. As he rummaged through the gear he came upon some ice fishing rods and a ice saw and he had a wonderful idea...he would leave and go ice fishing at a near by lake.
He was so drunk he decided he would just walk to the lake which was less than a mile away. He managed to stagger his way onto the ice, set up his stuff and began sawing a small hole in the ice.
From up above he heard a very loud booming voice say, “YOU WON'T FIND ANY FISH UNDER THAT ICE!”
The drunk looks up at the heavens and just shakes his head thinking he has had too much to drink and is hearing things. He continues to saw the hole in the ice but once again he hears the loud booming voice from up above say, “YOU WON'T FIND ANY FISH UNDER THAT ICE!”
The drunk stops and looks up at the heavens and says, “God? Is that you trying to tell me I should not ice fish?”
The voice says, “NO, I'M THE MANAGER OF THIS ICE RINK!”