Bar Joke of the Day 4-27-09

John O'Leary came home drunk every evening around eleven.
Of Course, the Wife was not too happy about it.
One night she hides in the graveyard and plans to scare the heck out of him.
As John staggers by, she jumps out from behind a tombstone in a red devil costume yelling, "John O'Leary, sure if you don't give up drinking it's off to Hell I'll take ya'".
John staggered back and asked, "Who the hell are YOU?".
Too that the Wife replied, "I'm the devil you damned old drunk".
To which O'Leary responded,
"Well glad to meet you, I'm married to your sister." Share/Bookmark