Irish Bar Joke of the Day 3/16/09

Sean was walking home from the pub one night when low and behold he sees one a leprechaun. He sneaks up behind him and grabs hold of his belt and demands three wishes for the little mans freedom. "OK" says the man little man, "but whatever I do for you, Paddy will get two fold!" Now Paddy is no friend of Sean, in fact they hate each other, but Sean agrees. "For my first wish I'd like a mansion full of expensive art and beautiful furniture." "OK, and of course Paddy gets two!" "For my second wish I'd like a beautiful, sexy, redheaded nympho." "OK, and of course Paddy gets two women." Now by this stage Sean is angry, the hated of Paddy getting two mansions and two nympho's. Suddenly a idea hits him. "For my third wish, I want you to remove one of my testicles!"