An English man and an Irish man were driving head on , at night, on a curvey, dark road. Both are driving to fast and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are untouched, though their cars are both recked. In celebration of their good luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that day on. At this point, the Irish man goes to the trunk and fetches a 10 year old bottle of whiskey. He hands the bottle to the English man, who says,'' may the English and the Irish live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The English man then tips the bottle and drnks half of it down. Still shaking over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Irish man, who replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the police get here!''
Happy St Paddy's Day!
