The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's Murphy’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bottle of whiskey and a bunch of
porno magazines!"
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw the whiskey and the porno magazines in the trash," she replied.
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's Murphy’s room putting away the laundry and I found a box full of condoms!"
"Oh no!" said the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The Third nun fainted.
