one of the most remote areas in his home state of Alabama .
Deep in the woods, Rob came upon a farmer's house and decided this would be an excellent place to start.
Rob introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained why he was there. The farmer (named Farmer Brown) agreed to answer his questions.
Rob asked Farmer Brown what event in his life had made him the happiest?
Farmer Brown replied, “One time a neighbor lost one of his sheep. We formed a posse and found it. After we all had sex with it, we took it back to the farmer that lost it.”
“I can't print that,” said Rob the reporter, “Is there another event that made you really happy?” Farmer Brown thought for a minute and said, “Yep. One time the daughter of another local farmer got lost. She was a pretty lookin' young gal. We formed a posse and found her. After all of us had sex with her, we took her back to her daddy.”
Again Rob knew he couldn't print the story and decided to take a different approach. He asked Farmer Brown, “Is there any event in your life that has made you really sad and unhappy?”
Farmer Brown hung his head and replied, “Well, I got lost once...."
Source: Alcoholic Humor
Thanks Joe L.
Rob introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained why he was there. The farmer (named Farmer Brown) agreed to answer his questions.
Rob asked Farmer Brown what event in his life had made him the happiest?
Farmer Brown replied, “One time a neighbor lost one of his sheep. We formed a posse and found it. After we all had sex with it, we took it back to the farmer that lost it.”
“I can't print that,” said Rob the reporter, “Is there another event that made you really happy?” Farmer Brown thought for a minute and said, “Yep. One time the daughter of another local farmer got lost. She was a pretty lookin' young gal. We formed a posse and found her. After all of us had sex with her, we took her back to her daddy.”
Again Rob knew he couldn't print the story and decided to take a different approach. He asked Farmer Brown, “Is there any event in your life that has made you really sad and unhappy?”
Farmer Brown hung his head and replied, “Well, I got lost once...."
