Bar Joke of the Day

A man is sitting at the bar when an absolutely beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "For fifty dollars I'll do anything you like."

The man starts going through his pockets looking for cash. He pulls out two twenties, and ten ones.

He takes the crumbled up cash and puts it into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint the exterior of my house."

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