Bar Joke of the Day 10/7/09

A timid young man goes into a tavern and sees a beautiful woman sitting by herself. After an hour he gathers enough nerve to go and ask her, "excuse me, but would it be OK if I sat here beside you?" She responds in a loud voice : "NO, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!" Everyone in the bar turns and looks at them. The young man is shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table alone. After a couple of minutes the woman walks over to him and apologizes, and says, "You see, I'm a student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." The young man responds loudly with, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS? FOR ONE NIGHT ? THATS TOO MUCH MONEY !"