The big-time game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting days. The man was undoubtedly a great shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what caliber the bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear." Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was exactly right.
They brought him another skin. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Moose, Shot with a 7mm rifle. He was right again.
Through the night, he proved his skills over and over, every time against a round of drinks. Finally he goes home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a black-eye. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this black eye?"
His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my gown. Then you fiddled around a bit and said, "Skunk, killed with an axe."
