An old man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in a English Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would dig up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For PETE"S SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the explosives"
At 5 A.M. the next morning, ten British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any explosives. Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son's response was: "Just plant your potatoes."
