Bar Joke of the Day 05/27/09
A man walks into a pub. The bartender says the guy, "Hey, Do you want to try playing a game? Look up at those two rib eyes nailed to the top of the ceiling? It's a ten foot ceiling. You get to throw a dart. If you hit one of the rib eyes, you get to take both home of them home and I'll give you free drinks for the night." The man replies, "No I don't want to try, the steaks are too high."