Bar Joke of the Day 05/26/09

The town's bar owner was so sure that his bartender was the strongest barman anywhere that his pub had a standing $100 wager. The barman would squeeze a lemon and let all the juice run into a shot glass, and then hand the lemon to the customer that wanted to challenge. If that customer could squeeze one more drop of juice out of the lemon he would win the $100. No one had ever won the bet. On a Friday night, a nerdy looking little man walked into the bar, and said, “I'll take that bet,” in a small, high pitched voice. The bartender took a lemon from a bowl, and squeezed it as hard as he could. He then threw the remains of the lemon to the nerdy challenger. The nerdy man squeezed the lemon and two drops fell into the shot glass. The bar owner paid the $100 and asked the winner what he did for a living. Was he a boxer, or a weightlifter? What could he do to be so strong?
“I work for the IRS.” replied the nerd.