The drunk asked, "Are you sure I'm drunk?"
"Yes, I'm sure," said the cop. "I'm going to have to arrest you for public intoxication."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the inebriated man said, "That's OK because I thought I was crippled."
Bar Joke of the Day 05/21/09
A very drunk man was stumbling along the street with one foot on the curb and the other foot in the gutter. A policeman pulled up alongside him and said, "Hey buddy. You've obviously had way too much to drink ."
The drunk asked, "Are you sure I'm drunk?"
"Yes, I'm sure," said the cop. "I'm going to have to arrest you for public intoxication."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the inebriated man said, "That's OK because I thought I was crippled."
The drunk asked, "Are you sure I'm drunk?"
"Yes, I'm sure," said the cop. "I'm going to have to arrest you for public intoxication."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the inebriated man said, "That's OK because I thought I was crippled."
