Bar Joke of the Day 05/20/09

Three guys in a bar were chatting about this, that, and the other thing when the first said that he had quite a few rules that his wife had to follow and he was definitely the man of the house.
The second agreed that he was the man in control of his marriage. The third remained silent.
After a few minutes had passed the first man asked the third if he was the man in charge or if his wife was in control.
The third man responded, “Well, I'll tell you that just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”
The first two men were surprised and asked what happened next?
The third said, “She told me too come out from under that bed and fight like a man!” Share/Bookmark