The second agreed that he was the man in control of his marriage. The third remained silent.
After a few minutes had passed the first man asked the third if he was the man in charge or if his wife was in control.
The third man responded, “Well, I'll tell you that just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”
The first two men were surprised and asked what happened next?
The third said, “She told me too come out from under that bed and fight like a man!”