At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey...I must be losing my mind," he told the barkeep. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us."
"It's the peanuts," said the bartender.
"What???"
"You heard me," said the barman. "It's the peanuts ... they're complimentary."
Forwarded by Mike O.