Bar Joke of the Day

A man goes into a bar and sat down, and ordered a beer. As he drank the beer, he heard a soothing voice say "nice tie!" Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said "great shirt".
At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey...I must be losing my mind," he told the barkeep. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us."
"It's the peanuts," said the bartender.
"What???"
"You heard me," said the barman. "It's the peanuts ... they're complimentary."

Forwarded by Mike O. Share/Bookmark