The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, went into the house, and before I reached the kitchen, I blew chunks".
To which the second woman said, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the bar parking lot, and drove into the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
And the third announced, "I was by far the biggest drunk last night. I went home, I get in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the house down!"
They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first woman says: "Ladies, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."
