His dad replies "Yeah you are, I'm a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, we're all polar bears." The young polar bear walks off not feeling completely fulfilled so he asks his mother.
"Am I a polar bear?"
She replies, "Yeah sure you are, I'm a polar bear, your dad is a polar bear, we all are." he still isn't sure, so he asks his grandad.
"Am I a polar bear?"
He answers "Sure you are, I'm a polar bear, your parents are polar bears. Why do you ask?"
"Because I am fucking freezing!" he replies.
