Bar Joke of the Day 9/15/09

A man who had recently left his wife, gets really drunk one cold night and staggers to their house and starts banging on the front door.

After about five minutes, she opens the upstairs window and asks what he wants.

"Sweetheart, It's really cold out," he yells up to her. "Can I stay here tonight?"

"Yes, sure you can!" she replies. "I thought you wanted to come in." Share/Bookmark