Bar Joke of the Day 9/1/09

A drunk called the cops to tell them that thieves had broken in his car.

"They have stolen the steering wheel, the dashboard, the brake and the gas pedal!" he reported.

But, before the investigation could begin, the telephone rang a second time with the same person calling.

"Please disregard my last call," he hiccuped, "I stepped into the back seat by mistake."