Bar Joke of the Day 8/24/09

A man in a bar sees an old friend sitting alone at a table. He walks up to his friend and says, "You look awful. What's the matter?"

"My mom died in May," his friend said, "and she left me $10,000. Then in June my father passed away, leaving me $50,000."

"Wow! Losing both of your parents in two months. I can understand why you're depressed."

"And last month my cousin died, and left me $5,000." The friend continued.

"Three family members lost in three months? That's so sad."

"Then this month," remarked, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"