The bartender reached in the mans back pocket and took out the money. The armless man then asked if the bartender would put the glass up to his lips so he could drink his beer. The bartender put the beer to the mans lips and tipped it in his mouth. He then asked if the bartender would get a napkin from and wipe the foam from his lips. The bartender did it and remarked that it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to help him do all those things.
The man said, "Yes, it is. By the way, where is the bathroom?"
The bartender replied, "The nearest bathroom is in the gas station two blocks down the road."
