Bar Joke of the Day 7/27/09

Three ducks walk into a bar. The bartender serves them each a beer and tries to strike up a conversation.

“What’s your name?” He asks the first duck.

“Huey” says the duck.

“How’s your day going, Huey?”

“Fantastic. Couldn't be better. Been in and out of puddles all day long."

“Well that's great.”, replies the Bartender.

So he says to the second duck “Good afternoon. What’s your name?”

“Dewey” says the second duck.

“How’s your day going, Dewey?”

“Wonderful. It's been a banner day. Been in and out of puddles all day long."

Now the Bartender looks at the third duck and asks “So, you must be Louie?"

“No”, snaps the third duck, “My name is Puddles. And please don’t ask me about my day." Share/Bookmark