Bar Joke of the Day 7/09/09

A man goes into an upscale bar wearing a shirt without a tie and is greeted by the bouncer who tells him he must wear a tie to enter. So the man walks out to his car and he looks for a necktie and discovers that he doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in the back of his trunk. In a final effort to gain entry he ties the cables around his neck, and loops a decent looking knot. He goes back into the bar and the bouncer looks at him and says, "Alright, you can come on inside - just don't start anything."