Bar Joke of the Day 6/29/09

Two guys were sitting at the bar, and they were both watching the TV when the ten o'clock news started. It showed a guy on a bridge about to jump off, looking very suicidal. "I'll bet you $20 he jumps," challenged the first guy. "Bet you $20 he doesn't," said the second guy.

Then, the guy on the TV put his hands up in the air and jumped off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy over the twenty dollars.

"I don't want your money," remarked the first guy. "I cheated. That same story was on the six o'clock news." "Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the six o'clock news as well. I just didn't think the guy was foolish enough to jump twice!" Share/Bookmark