Bar Joke of the Day 06/24/09

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a 'Tom Collins' with a plum in it.
The bartender says, "I think you mean a cherry."
She replies, "I mean a plum."
The bartender looks at her and says, "You know, I've been tending bar here for 10 years and you're the first person that has ever asked for a Tom Collins with a plum. What gave you that idea?"
The woman said, "Five years ago I lost my cherry and I've been plumb crazy ever since." Share/Bookmark