The first two worm's were put into a jar of 40 proof alcohol.
The second two worm's were put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third two worm's were put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth two worm's were put into a jar of soil.
After 24 Hours: All the worms died except the two worms that were placed in soil.
Conclusion: As long as you drink heavy, smoke often and have sex, you won't get any worms!
