Bar Joke of the Day 06/05/09

A Panda walks into a bar and asks the barmaid for a cheeseburger. When the cheeseburger is ready, he eats it, then shoots a drunk walking out of the bathroom, and leaves the bar.

A customer walks over to the barmaid and says, "What the heck just happened?"

The barmaid responded, "Look up 'panda' in the dictionary, sir."

So the customer boots up his wireless laptop and looks up the word 'panda.'

"What's the definition?" asks the barmaid.

The customer says, "Eats shoots and leaves." Share/Bookmark