Bar Joke of the Day 06/02/09

A car comes flying around a curve doing about eighty miles per hour and plunges through the guard rail, rolls down a cliff side, flips over twice, and continues to roll down the hill. The car maneuvers its way by trees and brush and finally comes to a screeching stop right before the final drop of the cliff. A witness to all this ran over and helped the unshaken and unharmed man out of the auto.
"My goodness, are you drunk?" he asked the driver.
"Of course I'm drunk", said the driver. "Did you think I was a stunt car driver?" Share/Bookmark