Bar Joke of the Day 05/29/09

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are drinking on a rooftop bar that catches fire. The building is turning into a raging fire and below are six firemen holding a rescue blanket. They yell to the redhead to jump, and when she jumps they move the blanket, and she plunges into the ground and dies. Then they yell to the brunette to jump and she says no, no, no... you are going to pull the blanket away like you did on my friend. The firemen say no we love brunettes. So she jumps, and they pull the blanket away and she to dies. Then they tell the blonde to jump she says no, you will pull the blanket away. The firemen then say no we like blondes the best. The blonde says just take the blanket, spread it on the ground and move away so when I jump you won't trick me. Share/Bookmark