Bar Joke of the Day 05/15/09

Rather than drink and drive Tom decided to spend the night at the hotel across the street from the pub. He stagged across the street, entered the hotel lobby and swayed up to the reception desk. He rented a room and the hotel clerk pointed him in the correct direction.
About ten minutes later Tom staggered back to the reception desk and tells the clerk he would like a different room.
“I don't understand?” says the clerk. “The room I gave you is an upgrade...and it has a lovely view of grounds.”
“I demand another room!” Tom slurred.
“Well if you insist I will change you to room 301. Do you mind if I ask what was wrong with your room?” asked the clerk.
Tom responded in his best sober voice, “Because it's on fire.”