The first good old boy looks over at her and says, “Hey ma'am, are ya OK?”
The woman isn't able to say anything and just keeps gagging.
The second good old boy asks, “Can ya breath?”
By now the woman can hardly even wave her arms anymore and she's turning blue.
The first good old boy puts down his drink, marches over to the woman and bends her over the back of a chair. He pulls up her skirt, pulls down her underwear, and starts to lick her backside.
The woman tries her hardest to scream and the food stuck in her throat flies out of her mouth.
The good old boy just walks back to the bar and sits down next to his friend.
His friend looks at him and says, “Balls O fire...I done heard of that there hind lick maneuver but thats the first time I seen it done.”
