Bar Joke of the Day 04/23/09

A guy walked into a bar, and ordered a beer. As he drank the beer, he heard a soothing voice say "nice shirt!" Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the back of the bar. A few sips later the voice said "great tie".
At this, the man called the bartender over. "I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things to me, and there's not a person in here but us."
"It's the peanuts," said the bartender.
"What?"
"You heard it right," said the barman. "It's the peanuts ... they're complimentary." Share/Bookmark