Bar Joke of the Day 04/10/09

A teacher wanted to help his 5th grade class learn a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he did an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of bourbon, and two worms. "Now class, Keep an eye on the worms," said the teacher first putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water swam around, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the glass of bourbon. It moved slowly and painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as dead could be. "Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the teacher asked.
Little Tommy raised his hand and smartly responded; "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"