Then, the bar bully sits down next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it down. The poor man starts crying.
The bar bully says, “Come on, I was just having fun. Look, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a grown man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. Today is the worst of my life. First, I wake up late. My boss is very angry and fires me for not being on time.
When I leave the building to go to my car, I found out someone stole it. The police said all I can do is make a report.
I get a cab to go home, and when I leave, I remember I left my wallet in the cab. The cab driver just drives away.”
“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with my best friend. I leave home, and come to this bar.
And just when I was going to end my life, you show up and drink my poison.”