Two nuns, Sister Ann and Sister Sue, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a drunk Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Ann. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of it," says Sister Sue.
Sister Ann turns them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she yells.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in the Vatican," says Sister Sue.
Sister Ann turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Ann.
"Show him your cross," says Sister Sue.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Ann as she opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off our car you drunk asshole!"
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Ann. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of it," says Sister Sue.
Sister Ann turns them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she yells.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in the Vatican," says Sister Sue.
Sister Ann turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Ann.
"Show him your cross," says Sister Sue.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Ann as she opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off our car you drunk asshole!"
