Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: What's Irish and always stays out all night?
A: Patty O'furniture!
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much beer and not enough restrooms!
Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A: They are green with envy!
Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A:To keep from falling into the stew!
Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A: Because they are great at shorthand!
Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A: Short ribs!
"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."
"Oh, really?"
"No, O'Reilly!"
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: What's Irish and always stays out all night?
A: Patty O'furniture!
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much beer and not enough restrooms!
Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A: They are green with envy!
Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A:To keep from falling into the stew!
Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A: Because they are great at shorthand!
Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A: Short ribs!
"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."
"Oh, really?"
"No, O'Reilly!"
