1. YOU GET THIS ONE, AND THE NEXT ROUND IS ON ME
-Means: We'll be leaving after you buy.
2. I'LL GET THIS ROUND, NEXT ONE IS ON YOU.
-Means: Happy hour is going to end... beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $3.50 a pop.
3. HEY, WHERE IS THAT GIRL OF YOURS?
-Means: I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to have sex with your girl.)
4. I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WHITE WINE. (FEMALE)
-Means: I'm easy.
5. I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WHITE WINE. (MALE)
-Means: I'm gay as hell.
6. I'LL HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN. (FEMALE)
-Means: I'm very easy.)
7. "I'LL HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN. (MALE)
-Means: I'm really gay as hell.
8. I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME. (FEMALE)
-Means: You're paying more attention to your guy friends than to me.
9. I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME. (MALE)
-Means: I want sex.
10. WHO'S GOT THE NEXT ROUND?
-Means: I haven't bought a round in years, but I am an expert at diverting that fact.
11. EXCUSE ME. (MALE TO MALE)
-Means: Get out of the way.
12. EXCUSE ME. (MALE TO FEMALE)
-Means: I am going to grab your butt now and blame it on the crowd.
13. EXCUSE ME. (FEMALE TO MALE)
-Means: Don't even think about grabbing my butt, just get the hell out of my way.
14. EXCUSE ME. (FEMALE TO FEMALE)
-Means: Move your big ass. Who do you think you are bitch? You're certainly not all that, coming in here dressed like a ho...And get your eyes off of my boyfriend, or I'll slap you silly like the slut you are.)
15. WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON DRAFT?
-Means: What's cheap?
16. EVER TRY A BODY SHOT? (MALE TO FEMALE)
-Means: I am even willing to drink whiskey if it means that I get to lick you.
17. EVER TRY A BODY SHOT? (FEMALE TO MALE)
-Means: If this is how wild I am at the pub, can you imagine what I'll do to you in bed?
18. THAT PERSON LOOKS REALLY FAMILIAR.
-Means: Did I have sex with him/her?
19. CAN I JUST GET A GLASS OF WATER? (FEMALE)
-Means: I am really annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.
20. I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME. (FEMALE)
-Means: I'm 17.
21. I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME. (MALE)
-Means: I don't have a license since I got pulled over for being drunk after my last time here.
