He swallows hard and is instantly overcome with excitement. Here's the most attractive woman he has ever seen, sitting right next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business part at this convention?"
She says, "Speaker. I use my experiences to reduce some of the popular myths about sex." "Really," he says, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explains, "one very popular myth is
that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely has that trait."
"Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when really it's men of Jewish descent." Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and turns red. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be telling this to you, I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto. Tonto Goldstein." the man says as he extends his hand.
