Bar Joke of the Day 8/18/09

A guy is walking along the beach when a beautiful young woman in a skin tight wet suit walks up to him. She unzips the wet suit a little and removes a cigar. She then lights the cigar and places it between the his lips.

He's amazed. She then unzips it a little further and pulls out an ice cold bottle of beer and hands it to the guy. He thinks he must be in heaven.

She then unzips the wet suit to just below her belly button and says, "Do you want to play around?"

He says, "You have golf clubs in there???" Share/Bookmark