Bar Joke of the Day 8/06/09

A man walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. He throws down his drink, and he looks in his top shirt pocket, then he asks the barman to pour him another scotch. Right after he drinks that one he looks inside his top shirt pocket and asks the barman to bring him another scotch. The barman says, "I'll bring you as many shots of scotch as you like, but why is it you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a fresh drink?" The patron replies, "I'm looking at a picture of my wife. As soon as she starts to look attractive, I know it's time to go home!