The sailor notices that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook on his left arm, and a black eye patch. He asks, "What happened that you have a peg leg?"
The pirate says, "We raided an English ship, and I was in a one on one sword fight with the captain of that ship. It's the only battle I ever lost...he cut off my leg with his sword."
"Wow!" said the sailor. "Is there a story about the hook"?
"Well," says the pirate, "I was accused of being a pirate in the middle east when I was caught stealing gold from an Arab ship. I was found guilty and my left hand was cut off."
"Oh my gosh!" marveled the sailor. "Why the eye patch?"
"Sea salt," said the pirate. The waves at sea washed sea salt in my eye."
"You lost your eye from a little sea salt?" the sailor questioned.
"Well," replied the embarrassed pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."
