Paris Hilton walks into a bar with a little Shih Tzu dog in a puppy purse.
She sits down at the bar and a drunk stumbles up and sits next to her.
The drunk guy leans over, and he vomits all over the dog.
She sits down at the bar and a drunk stumbles up and sits next to her.
The drunk guy leans over, and he vomits all over the dog.
The drunk looks down, sees the little dog covered in puke, and says, “I don’t even remember eating that!”
