Bar Joke of the Day 05/14/09

The bartender at Uncle Ray's Bar tells one of his customers he's had too much to drink. The drunk argues that he's sober and can prove it.

The drunk looks over at a cat near the back entrance of the bar and says to the bartender, “Take a look at that cat coming in the back door. I see two eyes. If I was snookered I would see four.”

The bartender stops and removes the glass of beer the drunk still has left on the bar . “You're twice as drunk as I thought you were”, said the bartender. “That cats not coming in....it's going out!”