A Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 15 lashes then deported. Before we begin you are allowed something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him. The English man, being a bit of a cricket fan, asked for linseed oil. Then they lashed him on a post and let him go to catch his plane back to England he groaned and crawled to the airport. Next came the German. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 15 lashes then deported. Before we begin you are allowed something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard "Nothing" said the German and, after receiving his lashes he spit on the ground, called the prison guards jerks and started off towards the airport. The guards then came to the Irishman. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 15 lashes then deported. Before we begin you are allowed something on you back, what would you like?" "Oh", replied the Irishman, "I'll take the German"
